Honkers

We're currently in Honkers (Hong Kong to you plebs)

On the last day in Vegas we went on a couple of roller coasters, including the highest rollercoaster in the world (on top of the Stratosphere), had a picture taken with a couple of Sumo wrestlers, and then we saw Ice Cube filming his latest rap on the street. This was indeed revolutionary for a rap artiste to include Vegas lights, a pimp mobile, and fat bottomed ladies, so i, if not Tham, feel priveliged to have witnessed this event.

From Vegas we flew to LA, then to Taiwan, and then onto Honkers. As you can guess with a flight with so many stops, it was pretty cheap. What made it even cheaper was the fact that they had an Adam Sandler movie playing. If you have an oppotunity to watch the remake of 'Longest Yard', be sure to stab your eyes out first.

Anyway, we're now in Kowloon and its been quite hot, around 36 degrees. Yesterday, i think i may have been quite tired, as i fell asleep at 3pm and woke up 17 hours later! Tham only managed a meesley (sp) 14 hours.

I swear i must be cursed or look stupid (or both). There are these geezers (all Indian) that hang around on the streets of Hong Kong who seem to think that i need a watch and/or a tailor made suit. Even when they see me ignore their mate who is standing 10 metres from them, they will still ask. Hangon, yes mate, i think what you have will something completely different and original from Mr Man i just passed, so let me have a look...not. I blame society, as i do for most things. Its easier that way, and then i don't feel i have to stab Mr Man in the heart with a biro.

We pick up our passports from mission control tomorrow, hopefully with a visa for China in them, and not a piece of dried fish as i suspect. Anyway, i'm getting tired.....................pleease comment, as i value the aforementioned comments. If you want to commment, but can't, then let me know and i will give you access.